Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Randomize
