Having a random hookup so left but love u
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Randomize
