if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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