I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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