yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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