My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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