I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My penis needs a shock collar
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
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