hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
