What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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