Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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