Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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