i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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