Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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