She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
