I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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