just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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