people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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