well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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