she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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