I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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