I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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