Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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