Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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