If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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