I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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