I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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