don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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