i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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