Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am one with the molecules
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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