So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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