i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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