But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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