I can tuck mytits in my pants
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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