He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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