are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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