I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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