so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
