Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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