forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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