Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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