That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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