if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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