That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Quick, to the slutcave!
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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