glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
