wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
