Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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