I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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