Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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