I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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