love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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