i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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