Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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